I dunno what's going on here now
Love in your eyes, baked goods in your undergarments...


  • Tina: You won't regret it, dad. When I kiss Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball, it'll be like we're all kissing Jimmy Jr under the disco ball.
  • Gene: I go first!
  • Louise: Really?
  • Gene: If I have to kiss him, I don't want to go after you guys.
  • Linda: I can go last. I don't mind.
  • Bob: We are not kissing Jimmy Jr!
  • Gene: [slams fists on table] Yes, we are!
8 hours ago with 4 notes


deliriumbubbles:

angelphile:

capnmidori:

jane-potter:

nemonclature:

clawfoottub:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

That is so adorable.

I’m so confused

IT HAS BEGUNand i just magically transformed into an old person like what the hell not even paying taxes made me old but suddenly i justbam. old.

Oh for fuck’s sake.

…well. 20-something people are now old. This is it.


-___-

But… unless I’m very much mistaken, this is actually a broad spread of 90s and 00s culture… [because some of it is my adolescence, but not all of it]

deliriumbubbles:

angelphile:

capnmidori:

jane-potter:

nemonclature:

clawfoottub:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

That is so adorable.

I’m so confused

IT HAS BEGUN

and i just magically transformed into an old person like what the hell not even paying taxes made me old but suddenly i just

bam. old.

Oh for fuck’s sake.

…well. 20-something people are now old. This is it.

-___-

But… unless I’m very much mistaken, this is actually a broad spread of 90s and 00s culture… [because some of it is my adolescence, but not all of it]

14 hours ago with 10,503 notes — via deliriumbubbles, © theacheofmodernism


slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

14 hours ago with 13,739 notes — via deliriumbubbles, © slutdust


yahoochrome:

this is the saddest fucking thing i have ever seen

yahoochrome:

this is the saddest fucking thing i have ever seen

15 hours ago with 5,630 notes — via reynoldswashburne, © yahoochrome
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youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond



palmist:

i love this blooper 

15 hours ago with 361,028 notes — via into-every-generation, © phoebe-buffay


clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

17 hours ago with 11,840 notes — via fmhartz91, © clientsfromhell


thebrightstar:

finchfry:

the best and most accurate thing

This literally NEVER gets old.

17 hours ago with 213,995 notes — via whence-the-woody, © oyesiam1


spoken-not-written:

jawngreenyoukiller:

howimetyoureffingmother:

favourite person in the world.

^

everybodyone

Margarita #W

18 hours ago with 531,913 notes — via pleachen2, © nph-burtka


likls:

henry green is my favorite person on this entire planet and here are nince reasons why

21 hours ago with 67,623 notes — via jj-threesnotacrowd, © likls
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artiestroke:

ynnuf:

You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.

Science side of tumblr strikes again

21 hours ago with 90,773 notes — via pleachen2, © iraffiruse
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thecurlyacademic:

eggito:

stuff straight people think is homophobic:

  • gay people calling things gay

Gay people commenting that other gay people look gay

1 day ago with 15,835 notes — via the-lazy-homosexual, © eggito


thewomanfromitaly:

worthlessailurophile:

seriouslyamerica:

The Rugrats don’t have time for your gender-essentialist bullshit.

Genderfluid twins!!!

phil and lil grew up to be genderfluid and there is NOTHING you can tell or show me that will dissuade me otherwise

1 day ago with 207,645 notes — via the-lazy-homosexual, © seriouslyamerica


lydiallisaac:

protectbuckybarnesatallcosts:

The awkward moment when you’re trying to tell your parents that you’re a super hero but you come out instead 

#.q


measureyourlifeincake:

so im filling out an application for this GLSEN thing and i just sort of

measureyourlifeincake:

so im filling out an application for this GLSEN thing and i just sort of

1 day ago with 85,796 notes — via the-lazy-homosexual, © measureyourlifeincake