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lovejoybliss:

whowasntthere:

arkhamsmaddness:

Just a fun little project I am working on for my “Time City” Project this is meant to be a poster for my fictional world but really this is very good information.


“I really think it’s crazy that we hit our kids. Here’s the crazy part about it; kids are the only people in the world that you’re allowed to hit. Do you realize that? They’re the most vulnerable and the most destroyed by being hit but it’s totally OK to hit them. And they’re the only ones! if you hit a dog they will put you in jail for that shit. You can’t hit a person unless you can prove that they were trying to kill you. But a little tiny person with a head this big who trusts you implicitly:
‘FUCK ‘EM, WHO GIVES A SHIT! LET’S ALL HIT THEM!’ 
People want you to hit your kid. If your kid is making noise:
‘HIT HIM!!!! HIT ‘EM!!!! GRRRRRR’
That’s what people say -
“You damn right I hit my kids!”.
Why do you hit them?
“-cause they were doing a thing I didn’t like at the moment and so I hit them and guess what? They didn’t do it after that”.
Well that wouldn’t be taking the fucking easy way out would it? How about talking to them for a second you fucking asshole? What are you, an idiot? What are you, a fucking ape?
“Well he’s a pain in the ass so-“
Well you fucked a woman and a baby came out of her vagina, so you be patient!
-Louis C.K. 

Spanking your child and them comforting them afterwards and telling them you love them is like grooming them to be in an abusive relationship when they grow up.

lovejoybliss:

whowasntthere:

arkhamsmaddness:

Just a fun little project I am working on for my “Time City” Project this is meant to be a poster for my fictional world but really this is very good information.

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“I really think it’s crazy that we hit our kids. Here’s the crazy part about it; kids are the only people in the world that you’re allowed to hit. Do you realize that? They’re the most vulnerable and the most destroyed by being hit but it’s totally OK to hit them. And they’re the only ones! if you hit a dog they will put you in jail for that shit. You can’t hit a person unless you can prove that they were trying to kill you. But a little tiny person with a head this big who trusts you implicitly:

‘FUCK ‘EM, WHO GIVES A SHIT! LET’S ALL HIT THEM!’ 

People want you to hit your kid. If your kid is making noise:

‘HIT HIM!!!! HIT ‘EM!!!! GRRRRRR’

That’s what people say -

“You damn right I hit my kids!”.

Why do you hit them?

“-cause they were doing a thing I didn’t like at the moment and so I hit them and guess what? They didn’t do it after that”.

Well that wouldn’t be taking the fucking easy way out would it? How about talking to them for a second you fucking asshole? What are you, an idiot? What are you, a fucking ape?

“Well he’s a pain in the ass so-“

Well you fucked a woman and a baby came out of her vagina, so you be patient!

-Louis C.K. 

Spanking your child and them comforting them afterwards and telling them you love them is like grooming them to be in an abusive relationship when they grow up.

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watsoh:

reasons to read skulduggery pleasant books

  • set in ireland
  • magical talking skeleton
  • canon bisexual characters
  • canon transgender character
  • canon non binary character
  • no canon races for any of the characters if you don’t look at the book artwork
  • super feminist
  • the main female character is complex and very human
  • you’ll end up shipping a skeleton with a teenage girl
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bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

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bellecosby:

sectum-and-sempra:

bellecosby:

White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke

This is a generalization.

case in point 

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drawingofthesunwearingsunglasses:

spooky orientations for halloween:

  • lesbooan
  • zombi
  • aliensexual
  • ghostay
  • panskeletonual
  • homorobotmantic
  • straight
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factorykat:

rythos:

tooquirkytolose:

~And they lived happily ever after~

This was really dumb and a lot of fun to draw :D

THIS IS THE BEST AND CUTEST THING I’VE READ IN A LONG TIME <3

Now that’s a happy ending heck yeah

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glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

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anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

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youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

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j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

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jemmasimmns:

yes but why are white people consistently cast in movies about like the Bible or w/e and no one bats an eyelash but when POC are cast in fairytales, period pieces, etc. it’s suddenly “historically inaccurate” like what the heLL

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spreadyourwiings:

socially-inactive:

pyroluminescence:

I’M

I LOVE YOU KAREN

Dying

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heyteenbookshey:

this blog slows down a lot during the school year because if I reviewed everything I was reading now you’d be getting a lot of 

Physics: Concepts and Connections by Art Hobson

(spoiler warning) This Aristotle guy should really be taken as an unreliable narrator. Newton serves as something of a replacement protagonist, almost like the writer realized they’d gone wrong with Aristotle’s beliefs but didn’t bother to edit. 

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