GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
That is so adorable.
I’m so confused
IT HAS BEGUN
and i just magically transformed into an old person like what the hell not even paying taxes made me old but suddenly i just
Oh for fuck’s sake.
…well. 20-something people are now old. This is it.
But… unless I’m very much mistaken, this is actually a broad spread of 90s and 00s culture… [because some of it is my adolescence, but not all of it]
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
this is the saddest fucking thing i have ever seen
My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond
i love this blooper
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
favourite person in the world.
henry green is my favorite person on this entire planet and here are nince reasons why
You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.
Science side of tumblr strikes again
stuff straight people think is homophobic:
- gay people calling things gay
Gay people commenting that other gay people look gay
The Rugrats don’t have time for your gender-essentialist bullshit.
phil and lil grew up to be genderfluid and there is NOTHING you can tell or show me that will dissuade me otherwise
The awkward moment when you’re trying to tell your parents that you’re a super hero but you come out instead
so im filling out an application for this GLSEN thing and i just sort of